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Ladies, When In Japan, You Have To Visit The Toilet of Terror.

I’ll never understand the Japanese preoccupation with toilets. Then again, I’ll never understand politicians and a lot of the things they say and do, but that’s another story. The Japanese’s obsession...

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Show Yourself Some Love This Valentine’s Day.

For the average guy, myself included, Valentine’s Day can be a nuisance. Men expected to pony up some serious cash for things like flowers, candy and jewelry just to show that special lady just how...

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Beautiful Creatures: Save Your Ticket Money, Buy the Books

I’ve never had advanced screening tickets before in my life. So, when I did get advanced screening tickets for Beautiful Creatures—a young adult book series that I enjoyed immensely—I was triply...

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Starbucks Has Got Nothing On This Addiction

A Florida couple likes it four times a day. Their brew selections vary; he likes espresso and she’s a coffee blend kinda gal. Neither drink the caffeine as it’s “bad for their health” Confused yet? Let...

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SprocketInk Shrink: Slightly Less than Professional Advice

Welcome to the SprocketInk Shrink, your home for slightly less than professional advice. Your host for today is, Sarah. Dear SprocketInk Shrink, You just start working after a long period of...

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Someone Get NASA Back! Or Call The Doctor!

Last week it was a near encounter with an asteroid that could take us out and a meteorite impressive enough to convince the Russians they were under attack. This week there’s more news on the space...

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It Ain’t Easy Being Freaky

Sometimes it just feels “right.” Everyone has their turn-ons. While one man’s kinky fetish may be an abomination in the eyes of another, I, for one, try to avoid judging people based on what they do...

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Being Kate Middleton Must Suck

I don’t actually follow British royalty in the way so many around the world do, and it feels somewhat unnatural to write this post, but I feel so damn sorry for Kate Middleton right now. Yes, I...

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Rape T-Shirts- A New Low For Amazon

Amazon has gotten in trouble before for being “unaware” of items displayed for sale. This one, however, is the lowest of low. Most likely found by the second worst person in the world (the first being...

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Wait! That Bread Looks Like A Woman’s…

When you think of things that cause you to blush, it’s unlikely that something like bread would be on that list. But then again, you’ve never had this bread. Just in time for this Spring, the land of...

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Durex Fundawear: Now They Can Touch You There… Without Actually Touching You.

Condom maker, Durex, may have figured out the solution to one of life’s greatest riddles. How do you enjoy being sexually stimulated by someone else, without actually having another person actually...

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Rampant Ignorance Plagues Emergency 911 System

Police say that this Florida woman called 911 because she was lonely. It’s hard to believe that, in this day and age, anyone would be ignorant enough to misuse our country’s emergency 911 system....

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Virgin Lets You Fly The Creepy Skies.

For many, having to take a plane anywhere isn’t always a fun or pleasant experience. If it’s not the screaming children, it’s – shall we say – the less than palatable cuisine. Even worse is being...

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Australian Company is Helping Men Come Out of the (Lingerie) Closet

I am TOTALLY okay with this. Seriously. There was some really good news out for men this week, just in time for Father’s Day or, really, any occasion for the man in your life. HommeMystere is an...

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Smartphone Panties: At Least Now Your Phone Won’t Feel Embarrassed In Public.

A lot of things come to mind when you think about your smartphone. It’s your lifeline. It’s how you connect to the world. It staves off boredom when you’re stuck in any waiting room. It’s your computer...

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Rich Mommies & Disabled Tour Guides Find a New Way to Cheat the System

How about a little dignity? Just when you think people can’t stoop any lower, your faith in humanity takes another kick to the gut and you can’t help but shed a tear for future generations. Case in...

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The Naked Marriage Proposal That Wasn’t

This man did NOT have a good weekend. Although I hesitate to call myself a “nudist,” I’m a big fan and a supporter of nudism. When given the opportunity to strip naked, I’ll do it… as long as it’s...

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Truth In Advertising Does Not Apply To Prostitutes.

Not getting what you expect, especially when you’re shelling out hard-earned cash for it, can be disappointing. A lot of times this happens when unscrupulous individuals practice things like false...

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One Bad Trip: Man Eats Mushrooms, Rips Off Penis

Apparently, taking mushrooms can hurt your manhood. This may come as a surprise, but I’m no stranger to hallucinogenic drugs. Back in college, and for a number of years after, I tried it all –...

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China’s Rich Don’t Need To Get The Milk For Free.

Rich people get all the best stuff! If it’s not high-end, blinged-out smart phones, it’s getting a-list celebrities to perform at their birthday bashes. Now, added to their list of goodies, the...

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